I took a few steps to increase my probability of success... from 20% to..... 25%.
- Put a muffler and tailpipe on (Magnaflow muffler, aluminized 2" pipe).
- Hook up the PCV valve.
- Hook up the EGR valve.
So off I went to the local Boulder, CO county emissions test station. Made it there without stalling or smoking, and I actually thought I had a chance in hell of passing.
Things looked good until the fine young man that was to pull my truck onto the dyno got in and I commenced explaining the electric fuel pump run on a switch and the push-button start.
Me: "No, the key has to be ON. Ok, now turn the fuel pump on. No, that's the headlights. Yes, that one. Now. Push the big black button over there and it will start. DON'T GIVE IT SO MUCH GAS, IT'S A CARBURETOR!"Not good.**insert engine starting with a Hiroshima sized plume of smoke out the tailpipe**
After he finally got it onto the dyno after stalling twice, he painstakingly completed the dyno test and shut the truck off at the end.
Enter emissions "tech" #2, exit "tech" #1 who knows how to start the jeep.
After fumbling around with buttons and knobs for a solid 5 minutes, they resort to pushing the jeep off the dyno and dubbing it un-testable. I get in the drivers seat and start it on the first crank. Great.
The upside of the whole thing is that because it was dubbed "un-testable", they waived the $25 fee. The "tech" said he would have failed it anyway because of an incomplete air system and the fact that there was smoke coming from the tailpipe. I didn't even start to explain that it was (partially) because of tester incompetence...
On the way home I decided it was time to hit the interweb in search of a V8.... and so I did. Details to come next time!